quarta-feira, 23 de outubro de 2013

Two And a Half Men

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Sinopse: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, “Spin City”) é um solteirão bem de vida que vive numa casa na praia, tem um belo carro na garagem e tem uma grande facilidade de conquistar as mulheres. Seu estilo de vida casual em Malibu é interrompido quando seu irmãoo Alan (Jon Cryer), que está no meio de um divórcio, e seu sobrinho de 10 anos Jake (Angus T. Jones), chegam para morar com ele. Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer e Marin Hinkle Para complicar ainda mais as coisas, há também a obcecada e controladora mãe de Charlie e Alan, Evelyn (Holland Taylor); a afastada mulher de Alan, Judith (Marin Hinkle, “Once and Again”), que “acredita” que é gay; e a atraente e meio estranha vizinha Rose (Melanie Lynskey), que teve um breve romance com Charlie e estão determinada a estar presente na vida dele custe o que custar.Apesar desse estranho relacionamento, Charlie e Alan descobrem que ambos tem uma coisa em comum: eles amam Jake e querem o melhor para ele. Os irmãos concordam em criar um lar adequado para Jake na casa de Charlie, e juntos esses dois homens e meio encaram os desafios de (em alguns casos, finalmente) se tornarem adultos.
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1a Temporada:

1×01 – Pilot -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×02 – Big Flappy Bastards -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×03 – Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×04 – If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×05 – The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×06 – Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×07 – If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×08 – Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×09 – Phase One Complete -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×10 – Merry Thanksgiving -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×11 – Alan Harper,Frontier Chiropractor -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×12 – Camel filters + pheromones -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×13 – Sara Like Puny Alan -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×14 – I Can’t afford Hyenas -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×15 – Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×16 – That Was Saliva, Alan -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×17 – Ate the Hamburguers Wearing Hats -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×18 – An Old Flame With A New Wick -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×19 – I Remember The Coatroom I Just don’t Remember You -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×20 – Hey I Can Pee Outside In The Dark -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×21 – No Sniffing, No Wowing -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×22 – My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×23 – Just Like Buffalo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
1×24 – Can You Feel My Finger (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

2a Temporada:

2×01 – Back Off, Mary Poppins -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×02 – Enjoy Those garlic Balls -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×03 – A Bag Full Of Jawea -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×04 – Go, Get Mommy -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×05 – Bad News From Clinic -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×06 – The Price of Health Gums is Eternal Vigilance -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×07 – A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×08 – Frankenstein and the Horny Villages -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×09 – Yes, Monsignor! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×10 – Salmon Under My Sweater -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×11 – Last Chance to See Those Tatoos -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×12 – A Lungful of Alan -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×13 – Get Off My Hair -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×14 – Those Big Pink Things with Coconut -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×15 – Smell the Umbrella Stand -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×16 – Can you Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×17 – Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×18 – It Was Mame, Mom -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×19 – A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×20 – I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×21 – A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×22 – That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×23 – Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
2×24 – Does This Smell Funny to You? (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

3a TEMPORADA:

3×01 – Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×02 – Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×03 – Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×04 – Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×05 – We Called it Mr. Pinky! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×06 – Hi, Mr. Horned One! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×07 – Sleep Tigh, Puddin’ Pop -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×08 – That Voodoo That I Do -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×09 – Madame and Her Special Friend -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×10 – Something Salted and Twisted -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×11 – Santa’s Village of the Damned -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×12 – That Special Tug -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×13 – Humiliation is a Visual Medium -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×14 – Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×15 – My Tongue is Meat -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×16 – Ergo The Booty Call -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×17 – The Unfortunate Little Schnauser -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×18 – The Spit-Covered Cobbler -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×19 – Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×20 – Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×21 – And the Plot Moistens -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×22 – Just Once With Aunt Sophie -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×23 – Arguments for the Quickie -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
3×24 – That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

4a TEMPORADA:

4×01 – Working for Caligula -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×02 – Who’s Vod Kanockers -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×03 – The Sea is a Harsh Mistress -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×04 – A Pot Smoking Monkey -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×05 – A Live Women of Proven Fertility -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×06 – Apologies for the Frivolity -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×07 – Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×08 – Release the Dogs -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×09 – Corey Been Dead For an Hour -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×10 – Kissing Abraham Lincoln -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×11 – Walnuts and Demerol -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×12 – Castrating Sheep in Montana -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×13 – Don’t Worry, Speed Racer! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×14 – That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×15 – My Damn Stalker -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×16 – Young People Have Phlegm Too -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×17 – I Merely Slept With a Commie -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×18 – It Never Rains in Hooterville -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×19 – Smooth as a Ken Doll -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×20 – Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×21 – Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×22 – Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×23 – Anteaters. They’re Just Crazy-lookin -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
4×24 – Prostitutes and Gelato (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

5a TEMPORADA:

5×01 – Large Birds, Spiders and Mom -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×02 – Media Room Slash Dungeon -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×03 – Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×04 – City of Great Racks -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×05 – Putting Swim Fins on a Cat -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×06 – Help Daddy Find His Toenail -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×07 – The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×08 – Is There a Mrs. Waffles? -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×09 – Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×10 – Kinda Like Necrophilia -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×11 – Meander To Your Dander -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×12 – A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×13 – The Soil is Moist -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×14 – Winky-Dink Time -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×15 – Rough Night in Hump Junction -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×16 – Look at Me, Mommy, I’m Prett -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×17 – Fish In A Drawer -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×18 – If My Hole Could Talk -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
5×19 – Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

6a TEMPORADA:

6×01 – Taterhead Is Our Love Child? -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×02 – Pie Hole, Herb -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×03 – Damn You, Eggs Benedict -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×04 – The Flavin’ and the Mavin’ -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×05 – A Jock Strap in Hell -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×06 – It’s Always Nazi Week -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×07 – Best Ho Money Can Buy -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×08 – Pinocchio’s Mouth -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×09 – The Mooch At The Boo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×10 – He Smelled The Ham He Got Excited -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×11 – The Devil’s Lube -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×12 – Thank God for Scoliosis -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×13 – I Think You Offended Don -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×14 – David Copp -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×15 – I’d Like The Cat First -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×16 – She’ll Still Be Dead At Halftime -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×17 – The ‘Ocu’ Or The ‘Pado’? -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×18 – My Son’s Enormous Head -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×19 – The Two Finger Rule -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×20 – Hello, I am Alan Cousteau -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×21 – Above Exalted Cyclops -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×22 – Sir Lancelot’s Littler Box -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×23 – Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
6×24 – Baseball Better with Steroids ( Season Finale ) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

7a TEMPORADA:

7×01 – 818-jklpuzo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×02 – Whipped Unto the Third Generation -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×03 – Mmm, fish. Yum. -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×04 – Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×05 – For the Sake of the Child -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×06 – Give Me Your Thumb -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×07 – Untainted by Filth -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×08 – Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×09 – Captain Terry’s Spray-On Hair -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×10 – That’s Why They Call It Ball Room -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×11 – Warning, It’s Dirty -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×12 – Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×13 – Yay, No Polyps! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×14 – Crude and Uncalled For -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×15 – Aye, Aye, Captain -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×16 – Tinkle Like a Princess -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×17 – I Found Your Moustache -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×18 – Ixnay on the Oggie Day -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×19 – Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×20 – I Called Him Magoo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×21 – Gumby with a Pokey -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
7×22 – This Is Not Gonna End Well (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

8a TEMPORADA:

8×01 – Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×02 – A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×03 – A Pudding-Filled Cactus -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×04 – Hookers, Hookers, Hookers -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×05 – The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×06 – Twanging Your Magic Clanger -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×07 – The Crazy Bitch Gazette -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×08 – Springtime On A Stick -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×09 – A Good Time in Central Africa -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×10 – Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×11 – Dead From The Waist Down -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×12 – Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×13 – Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×14 – Lookin’ for Japanese Subs -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×15 – Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
8×16 – That Darn Priest -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

9a TEMPORADA:

9×01 – Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×02 – People Who Love Peepholes -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×03 – Big Girls Don’t Throw Food -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×04 – Nine Magic Fingers -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×05 – Giant Cat Holding Churro -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×06 – The Squat and The Hover -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×07 – Those Fancy Japanese Toilets -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×08 – Thanks for the Intercourse -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×09 – Frodo’s Headshots -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×10 – A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×11 – A Lovely Landing Strip -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×12 – One False Move, Zimbabwe! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×13 – Slowly And In A Circular Fashion -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×14 – A Possum on Chemo -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×15 – The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×16 – Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×17 – Not In My Mouth -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×18 – The War Against Gingivitis -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×19 – Palmdale, Ech -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×20 – Grandma’s Pie -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×21 – Mr. Hose Says ‘Yes’ -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×22 – Why We Gave Up Women -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×23 – The Straw in My Donut Hole -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
9×24 – Oh, Look! Al-Qaeda! (Season Finale) -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

10a TEMPORADA:

10×01 – I Changed My Mind About the Milk -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×02 – A Big Bag of Dog -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×03 – Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×04 – You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For -> DepositfilesTurbobitBitshare
10×05 – That’s Not What They Call It in Amsterdam -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×06 – Ferrets, Attack! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×07 – Avoid the Chinese Mustard -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×08 – Something My Gynecologist Said -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×09 – I Scream When I Pee -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×10 – One Nut Johnson -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×11 – Give Santa a Tail-Hole -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×12 – Welcome to Alancrest -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×13 – Grab a Feather and Get in Line -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×14 – Run, Steven Staven! Run! -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×15 – Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×16 – Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby SecureUpload -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×17 – Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries SecureUpload -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×18 – The 9:04 From Pemberton -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×19 – Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon. Uploking -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×20 – Bazinga! That’s From A TV Show -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×21 – Another Night With Neil Diamond -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×22 – My Bodacious Vidalia -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare
10×23 – Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped -> DepositfilesUploadedTurbobitBitshare

11a Temporada:

11×01 – Nangnangnangnang -> UploadedDepositfilesBitshare
11×02 – I Think I Banged Lucille Ball -> BitshareDepositfilesUploaded
11×03 – This Unblessed Biscuit -> BitshareDepositfilesUploaded
11×04 – Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank -> UploadedDepositfilesBitshare

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